<p>1. Those Who Are Squeamish, Look Away Now
"
Machete Kills" is violent. Like, incredibly violent.
</p><p>2. The Supporting Cast Is Sort of Incredible
The supporting of "Machete Kills" follows:
Sofia Vergara,
Amber Heard,
Demián Bichir,
Mel Gibson,
Charlie Sheen,
Walt Goggins,
Lady Gaga,
Antonio Banderas,
Cuba Gooding Jr.,
William Sadler,
Jessica Alba,
Vanessa Hudgens, and
Tom Savini. Not bad, huh?
</p><p>3. This Is Not a Welcome Return for Mel Gibson
In some perverse way, "Machete Kills" was supposed to act as a comeback for Mel Gibson, whose career has suffered after a series of titanic public embarrassments. The thing is, it's not exactly great to have Mel back
</p><p>4. There Is the Promise of Another One
At the beginning of "Machete Kills" there's a trailer for a third movie, called "Machete Kills Again... In Space." And, amazingly, "Machete Kills" maneuvers itself to the position of it actually setting up "
Machete Kills Again... In Space" as a legitimate sequel.
</p><p>5. It's a Pretty Direct Sequel
Part of what made cheesy exploitation sequels fun was that they often had very little to do with the actual movie.
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